On 1 such opportunity the Glenview police got called in to help chase some gooses off of a rooftop, & they ended up starting a riot, then these Glenview cops didn’t want to shoot these birds, so they just pounded on the HVAC duct & tried to petrify them away
In a small town you will see things that defy expectations. Small towns have a reputation for being boring, but that isn’t tplot at all… My dad is a police officer, & has served here in Glenview, Illinois, for the last eighteen years, and he has never shot anyone, never foiled a robbery or investigated a murder, & yet he has more hilarious & interesting stories than anyone I’ve ever met, then one of our number one stories involves him getting into a conflict with Canada geese. Here in Glenview the people I was with and I have sporadic complications with the geese from Canada flying down & causing trouble, then if you suppose anything about Canadian gooses, then you suppose exactly what I’m talking about! In years past there has been lots of trouble with the mean birds getting into the air vents of Glenview residents, & nesting inside the rooftop HVAC duct. On 1 such opportunity the Glenview police got called in to help chase some gooses off of a rooftop, & they ended up starting a riot, then these Glenview cops didn’t want to shoot these birds, so they just pounded on the HVAC duct & tried to petrify them away. They underquoted the Canada gooses, but, who attacked the Glenview PD with wing & beak. Two members of the Glenview PD were sent to the emergency room that day, not from goose bites, but from falling off the roof! Only in Glenview will you see a rumble between the local cops & the immigrant geese from across the border. My dad has a million stories like that, he should entirely write a book.