They underestimated the Canada gooses, however, who attacked the Glenview PD with wing and beak
In a small town you will see things that defy expectations. Small towns have a reputation for being boring, but that isn’t true at all. My dad is a police officer, and has served here in Glenview, Illinois, for the last eighteen years. He has never shot anyone, never foiled a robbery or investigated a murder, and yet he has more hilarious and interesting stories than anyone I’ve ever met. One of my favorite stories involves him getting into a fight with Canada geese. Here in Glenview we have sporadic troubles with the geese from Canada flying down and causing trouble. If you know anything about Canadian gooses, then you know exactly what I’m talking about! In years past there has been lots of trouble with the mean birds getting into the air vents of Glenview residents, and nesting inside the rooftop ductwork. On one such occasion the Glenview police got called in to help chase some gooses off of a rooftop, and they ended up starting a riot. These Glenview cops didn’t want to shoot these birds, so they just pounded on the ductwork and tried to scare them away. They underestimated the Canada gooses, however, who attacked the Glenview PD with wing and beak. Two members of the Glenview PD were sent to the emergency room that day, not from goose bites, but from falling off the roof! Only in Glenview will you see a rumble between the local cops and the immigrant geese from across the border. My dad has a million stories like that, he should really write a book.